buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice)

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

Sorry I’m not sorry

rexuality:

be my homosexual bae

my gae

,,

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng)