relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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stay-strong-mydear:

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

this post fucked me up

(Source: vasuki)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.